Make a list of twelve of your favorite Buff characters in no particular order. Once you've made your list, click the cut to see the questions. But make your list first, or you might be tempted to cheat!
01 - Wesley
02 - Faith
03 - Giles
04 - Anya
05 - Willow
06 - Tara
07 - Cordelia
08 - Drusilla
09 - The Mayor
10 - Oz
11 - Angelus
12 - (Evil) Spike
1 - Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Hmm...Tara/Angelus? No I haven't. That pairing does not work for me, haha.
2 - Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I wouldn't say "hot," exactly. But definitely pretty, and hilarious!
3 - What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hmm, I don't think Vampires can get pregnant, can they? Besides Darla, that is. I don't know, it would be pretty darn awesome if Evil Spike impregnated Dru - it would be like, super evil hellspawn :P
4 - Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
I haven't read any, I don't think. I've definitely read Faith fics where the Mayor is mentioned.
5 - Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No way. Tara and Faith? Un-mixy things. If you can pull that one off then I applaud your skills as a writer. Maybe AU?
6 - Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Willow/Mayor? GROSS! haha. Willow/Oz is much better (though not as good as Willow/Tara)
7 - What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Cordelia walking in on Faith and Evil Spike having sex? I think I just got a plot bunny, haha. She'd probably go "Ewww! Gross much?" and slam the door. She probably wouldn't be surprised though.
8 - Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Giles/Oz - I can actually see this.
Oz comes over to Giles' house after breaking up with Willow. Giles offers him some Scotch. They listen to awesome records, including Velvet Underground and early David Bowie stuff. One thing leads to another...
9 - Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Wesley/Dru - I've actually read some of this. I've actually written some of this (in the form of rp). It's actually kind of interesting, but definitely not fluffy.
10 - Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Cordelia/Spike - "Wounded Hearts"
11 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Anya deflowering Wesley? Ok, another plot bunny just sprang to mind! I am so writing this :P It would take place in season 3, when Wesley was all innocent. Anya comes to the library and finds Wesley there researching the ascention or something, one thing leads to another, and then leads to sexy sex against the books (hee!)
12 - Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Cordelia slash? I'm sure of it! My mind immediately goes to dreamincolor and xlivvielockex :)
13 - Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Giles het? Hell yeah. maureen I'm looking at you ;) I've read/written Anya/Giles.
14 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, there are definitely a few on my list who have written Angelus :) I don't know about draw. I'm sure that if there are it is dontgetanyolder :) And if she hasn't I am sure she will.
15 - Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Faith/Anya/Willow? I don't know, but they should!!! I'd wager that either dreamincolor or snowpuppies could pull it off!
16 - What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Oz? I don't think he screams. To be honest, I find him kind of dull. I just put him on because it asks for twelve characters, and lets face it, I was running out of characters! (I totally forgot to put Darla though, grr.)
17 - If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Brain Damage by Pink Floyd, haha! SO Dru.
18 - If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Wesley/Tara/Spike? Oh god. Um...I don't even know. Bondage? Haha.
19 - What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Oz on Faith? Ha. Well, if you were in Bizarro World he might say "Hey, do like a little animal in your men?"
20 - When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Willow? I have read a lot of stuff about her in the last year. Does that help? Haha. Pairings include Willow/Tara and Willow/Wesley :P
21 - What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Tara? Hmm. Edible body paint? :P
22 - Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Angelus and the Mayor? Hahahaha. No.
23 - If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Giles and Cordelia? Umm...
I'll go with Giles.
24 - "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until The Mayor suddenly runs off with Four. Wesley, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Ok, let me write this out first. This would probably fall under the term Crack!Fic, haha.
"Wesley and The Mayor are in a happy relationship until The Mayor suddenly runs off with Anya. Wesley, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Angelus and a brief unhappy affair with Spike, then follows the wise advice of Willow and finds true love with Giles."
Oh god, this is just too good. I would call it something like "Wesley's Men," hehehe. He likes 'em older, and EVIL!
Who would read it? I honestly don't know, haha. Who would write it? Hmmm...don't know that either.
25 - How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Cordelia and Drusilla? Nah, I can't see it. I'd probably arch my eyebrows and say, "didn't see that coming."